I would like to remind everyone that the Pope stepping down was a bit of an over-reaction on his part, he should have consulted with me first. As for the rest of you, I hope you use more discretion with your reactions to the following news.
I received notification today from Kansas regarding my application for grad school. Kansas said... No. That's a bummer. Needing some comforting, I reached out to the Pope for advice. He was very nice and then I told him what I was going to do next.
ME: Mr. The Pope, (sniff sniff) I didn't get in. (sniff sniff)
MR. THE POPE: It'sa okay Loo-mis. You no need to go to-a Kansas to be-a good writer.
ME: Yeah?
MR. THE POPE: Yeah. You be-a good boy now and good things will-a come to you.
ME: I was thinking (sniff sniff) now that I don't have anything else to do, I should just move to Europe. (sniff sniff) Spend some time in Italy.
MR. THE POPE: Holy-a Fuck Shit! I'm-a gettin' the hell outta here!!!
A NO from Kansas means a YES to Europe. So I am here to officially announce that I am moving to Europe this summer. I will be leaving at the end of June. I have some things in storage to sell off; Furniture, typewriters, disc golf stuff, etc. and then I'm gone. And wouldn't you know it; the year I get a card giving me free movies for an entire year, I move to Europe half way through the year. Shit!
Oh... And I turned off my phone, but that was before the Kansas news. Emails only from now on. Ciao!!!
I actually took this picture of the Pope at the Vatican eight years ago.
I received notification today from Kansas regarding my application for grad school. Kansas said... No. That's a bummer. Needing some comforting, I reached out to the Pope for advice. He was very nice and then I told him what I was going to do next.
ME: Mr. The Pope, (sniff sniff) I didn't get in. (sniff sniff)
MR. THE POPE: It'sa okay Loo-mis. You no need to go to-a Kansas to be-a good writer.
ME: Yeah?
MR. THE POPE: Yeah. You be-a good boy now and good things will-a come to you.
ME: I was thinking (sniff sniff) now that I don't have anything else to do, I should just move to Europe. (sniff sniff) Spend some time in Italy.
MR. THE POPE: Holy-a Fuck Shit! I'm-a gettin' the hell outta here!!!
A NO from Kansas means a YES to Europe. So I am here to officially announce that I am moving to Europe this summer. I will be leaving at the end of June. I have some things in storage to sell off; Furniture, typewriters, disc golf stuff, etc. and then I'm gone. And wouldn't you know it; the year I get a card giving me free movies for an entire year, I move to Europe half way through the year. Shit!
Oh... And I turned off my phone, but that was before the Kansas news. Emails only from now on. Ciao!!!
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