There are a lot of new faces in Hollywood, most of them on old bodies. Meg Ryan has one. So does Madeleine Stowe, Melanie Griffin, Demi Moore, and just about everyone else over 30. It's sad. It seems the more work they do to their faces the less work they get on the big screen. And it's not just the women who are mangling their faces, Mickey Rourke is a prime example of what can go wrong if you start cutting yourself on purpose.
You wonder what the next batch of faces is going to look like. The Emma Stones, the Natalie Portmans, etc. You wonder when they are going to start fattening their lips and narrowing their noses. Has there every been a surgery on someone that improved their looks? I spent over twenty minutes looking at photos online and so far, no. You would have thought any work done to Kathy Griffin would have made things better but no, she's still looks like fresh scab with eyes.
I understand vanity. I have my own issues with trying to look good, but I'm not about to whittle down my nose or restructure the shape of my eyes in the hopes that I improve things. Paul Newman didn't have surgery, he looked good until he died. Susan Sarandon looks amazing, again, no surgery. AND she's not dead! Isabella Rosalini.. No surgery. Still fuckable. Madonna... tons of surgery... still unfuckable. Okay, so the last one doesn't count, but you get the point.
I'm not sure how long it will take before celebrities make the correlation between NOT cutting their faces and getting work, and cutting their faces and NOT getting work. Someone needs to pen a screenplay and then film a movie where we can put all of these reconstituted trolls in it and then just laugh at their hideousness.
I shouldn't be mean about this, but if we don't put a stop to this soon, eventually every movie is going to look like there is a zombie starring in the "mother" role.
In Mickey Rourke's case, he looks so chopped up he keeps getting roles that demand a man who has a chopped up face; Iron Man 2, The Wrestler, Sin City, etc. And with the rising interest in zombie movies, look for Mickey to have a long and healthy career.
I must run. I'm off to see Plan Nine from Outer Space. Cause I care about quality movies.
You wonder what the next batch of faces is going to look like. The Emma Stones, the Natalie Portmans, etc. You wonder when they are going to start fattening their lips and narrowing their noses. Has there every been a surgery on someone that improved their looks? I spent over twenty minutes looking at photos online and so far, no. You would have thought any work done to Kathy Griffin would have made things better but no, she's still looks like fresh scab with eyes.
I understand vanity. I have my own issues with trying to look good, but I'm not about to whittle down my nose or restructure the shape of my eyes in the hopes that I improve things. Paul Newman didn't have surgery, he looked good until he died. Susan Sarandon looks amazing, again, no surgery. AND she's not dead! Isabella Rosalini.. No surgery. Still fuckable. Madonna... tons of surgery... still unfuckable. Okay, so the last one doesn't count, but you get the point.
I'm not sure how long it will take before celebrities make the correlation between NOT cutting their faces and getting work, and cutting their faces and NOT getting work. Someone needs to pen a screenplay and then film a movie where we can put all of these reconstituted trolls in it and then just laugh at their hideousness.
I shouldn't be mean about this, but if we don't put a stop to this soon, eventually every movie is going to look like there is a zombie starring in the "mother" role.
In Mickey Rourke's case, he looks so chopped up he keeps getting roles that demand a man who has a chopped up face; Iron Man 2, The Wrestler, Sin City, etc. And with the rising interest in zombie movies, look for Mickey to have a long and healthy career.
I must run. I'm off to see Plan Nine from Outer Space. Cause I care about quality movies.
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